Welcome. Original shows added each week. You know what I'm sayin?
How did Chip Hanauer and Pat Cashman get bamboozled into this pile?
You want the real story of the Alamo? No one can tell it like Roy Otis.
An insipid little quiz show called Meet Mr. Maynard. Ehhh, we do what we can.
Vintage Brock Huard on drag racing the family car & Holmgren's pants.
Penn Jillette tells you all about sex. Ain't gonna happen with a stupid woman
It's in your pipes Bremerton. April Fool's backfires on sophomoric deejays R&M.
The Hour of Magnificence includes a Malt Shop Juke Box twin spin. Otis pops up.
Gastrointestinal oopsies for the bride and other odd things on the radio. Odd.
He thinks he is a drum major. That's fine, but why dip your twins in turpentine?
Just a human had bob bob bobbing along in the Atlantic? Oh, lovely.
From Viewmasters to Pee Wee Herman's dirty little movie pop quiz.
Mr. Know It All just naturally warms hearts in this Valentine's Dating Game.
Meet the business end of Officer Groinman's Blue Cupid. Also V day hit #7.
Alan Iverson sound like anyone wearing green and blue? Also, Yay or Nay.
Eight parts of speech, Nad the Ballbarian, Tony Ventrella's nose & stuff
Every listener whiffed on this sports quiz. Are you good enough to get it right?
A Nyquil infused topsy turvey Dead or Alive along with Cecil Blakemore's toppers
Dr. Otis has the lowdown on gonorrhea. How lovely for the holidays.
The Miracle of Breast Milk. Full discussion. Quite lovely.
High School Smoking Lounge, Booty Call Bust, and Psycho Girl. Oh my!
Robin's dream, brought to you by Merle Morton and Roy Otis' "Mincemeat Breeze".
Free ski trips, Bad Strip Clubs, a Mr. Chung movie review,& heckler Art Thiel.
Seattle Public library filmstrip #29,
The bowling shirt has been awarded. Now find out how relatives and Corvettes go.
3 parts. "Ridin' Shotgun",
movie reviewer Carlo, and Officer Groinman. Vote now.
Breaking Jumbo Pencil news followed by Keith Jackson's horrifying nightmare!
A bizarre stew of Art Thiel, Pearl Harbor and the Wall of Ignorance. Pepto?
Broken bats, foul balls.
More than you need to know from Art Thiel.
Are kids today little wieners? Here is your lecture.
Also: What's a 4 dotter?
Infomercial goes south. And a long distance call from Turdburglar Island. Odd.
"blows us...off the air". Sounds just wrong, doesn't it.
An angry foul-mouthed Verdant (alien) follows this quite decent interview.
Crappy cars and the geniuses who drove them.
From Cobra Venom to the Wall of Ignorance, just another day at the stationhouse.
The unveiling of a Genius! Shocking.
Chip Hanauer, Tuba Man & Richard Peterson in a balls out Battle of the Bands.
From mammograms to the Melody Ranch Quiz Wheel...with stops in between. Very odd
A powderpuff punch to a glass jaw? Can Bonaduce take it? So many questions.
Making the beast with 2 backs in the backseat of a Buick. With yer wife? Really?
Seattle's toughest cop has a high octane colonic for gas thieves.
A fresh scrubbed little quiz show called Dead or Alive is tainted by one R. Otis
Sweet confusion.Robertino is in the spotlight. And then, "What is an Echo Can"?
M&M Peanut goes after Eminem in a brutal battle of the bands.
Taboo horticulture at Safeco field!?! Shocking!
A cheery little visit with Ma Crow ...mother of Gary (pictured).
Eggs, Eddie Vedder and porta potties? And they are all tied together...how?
What is the problem Robin has with Dick's? Or is it just Art Thiel?
Double Feature. Groinman takes on the Grateful Dead & "Otis of Mayberry" drama
Jackpot Jubilee with morally corrupt group programmer Bill Tetestnut.
Guess it's 4:20 according to our "Who's on First" contestant.
With a hand over your heart, Hear "What America Means to Me" with R&M & R. Otis.
The Comedy Crusher! Big Dave (Robin's pop) VS R. Otis ... and the winner is?
Can you beat Robin to the surprise answer on "What's My Line"? probably.
Officer Groinman and Johnny Wong weigh in on R&M's Bottom Ten regurgitator songs
Roy Otis' horrifying torture at the hands of the evil R&M. Just awful.
BAMBOOZLED? Can R&M's arch-enemy, The Latrine Beast outfox them? Let's find out.
The O.J. trial. Judge Scrotalman sits in for Ito and grills Kato Kaelin!
A glimpse of our annual live show from Salty's with our old pal Tuba Man. RIP
Nice guy Pat Cashman shaves Richard Peterson.
One wonders, who's working for who when it comes to our movie reviewer, Carlo.
Mail Room Kyle always delivers....in a way.
& Otis directs Barbara Walters.
"THE JUGS TRIAL."
Dismembering jurisprudence. Judge, jury and verdict. Who wins?
An audio Sugar Egg with Robin & "Thomas the Crapping Clown"
This week in 1912. The Titanic. A riveting drama with an all star cast.
10 million dollar murder contract / jailhouse lovin' / a fragrant bouquet of R&M
Is the answer to this murder mystery Andrew Cunanan....or Richard Peterson???
This chock full clip includes the the unvarnished joy of movie reviewer, Carlo.
What the...? How did a R&M site turn into a Bob Rivers promotion?
Excuse me, I believe your pooch just ate your secret girlfriends panties.
Steve Slaton gets a spiff, but first...the pot pipe of Woody Harrelson.
Will you win Neill Diamond tickets? Could be. & fill in the blank, Butt _______?
Who's on 1st? Match wits with ordinary voodoo citizens. Rough game, best of luck
The power of breasts (those would be female),
& Ugly Bug Ball problems
The tardiness of Art Thiel.
Studio usher Hugh Jardon opens the R&M trapdoor. Lotsa junk.
The strange odyssey, mixed in with other things, of the amazing 'fingerpeen'.
DEAD or ALIVE ....we now wonder, are the contestants dead or alive.
What is that in Jim Forman's pipe?
Bad Babysitters! Also, meet Mr. Maynard
A Triple Header including Tiny Tidy Toilet Bowl Tunes & the harmless Moron Quiz.
Dr. Hugh Jardon tests heartily the Hippocratic oath. The patient is Ms. Love.
Nature's Masterpiece. And our boy Jay is right in the middle.
The wonderful phony front. Hiding behind mascara. Who are you? Really.
Remember the Krispy Kreme scandal? Undercover agent Otis digs deep (kind of).
The Magic Wand of Madame Fabulina tears down blights of society, etc.
Teen Jesus, parts I & II. Pre Lamborghinis, DUIs, and total teen tools.
Jim Florentine on strip clubs. ....and skipping school.
Here's our pal Old Man Batton. Wishes he could eat...(pardon)..to puke.
The George Halas NFC championship trophy? No,but Otis(O-Dog) wins the TIA award.
Carlo is not happy about this assignment.
Craig Gass does Kinnison, Pacino. Good stories told well.
The Jackass industry at its finest,& a total disregard for one's own twins. Ow!
3 good ways NOT to do radio promos.
Oh My God!! Run!! It's a tornadle!!
Man 52. Woman, 19!! Oh yeah ...that's gonna work out just fine.
Let 'er rip, Ray Combs!! Can ya' just take control here?
Hey there......Let's be friends....yooo hoooo, friends...Alamo Style (Otis deal)
Surprise!! YOU'RE FIRED!! Pt. 1. The lesson... DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD!
Gays? Ducks? What's new. Been there, done that. All a part of Fired Pt. 2
The splintering Scrotalson/Peterson debate. Vote now. Vote often.
Crazy damn kids wig wagging thier rubber paralyzer around town!
Anthony Michael Hall, what about Molly's forbidden panties????
It's KPUP. The Hot Dog with the Cool Music. Now on the air: Scrote
Third row napalm ignites this movie review and it ain't on the screen. xxx rated
Pewie. Indelicate. Clothespin please.
A man with a million hats...but, aha! One is missing!! Which one?
A Battle of the Bands, tender hearts & sensibilis (Latin)
Should the Redskins change thier name? Groinman's nightstick says uh uh.
Throwing Rocks at Pigs, fixing toasters, baby mama, bluetooth it.
How this show is sanitized by our censor.
R & M & the FCC = LOVE!
No!! Not the SHAGGY GREEN TIE. Top notch drama, we say.
Holy Crap!! High bathroom drama. Emergency! Emergency!
Hair Chat with good friend Chuck the Smoker.. can't hear a thing on the phone!
Mr. Know It all Takes on the Duke. Also, Lolita's top ten & more
Ken Schram loses control during spelling bee.
Otis vs Mitch Hedberg in the joke off. Clean audio, clean fun.
Horrifying Tuba Man / Richard Peterson shootout. Just brutal.
It's raining frog eggs.
Can a human urinate beatles? R & M explore the question.
Angry Carlo reviews Harvey Porter (ie: Harry Potter)
Jackie Stallone vs. Robin Pot Pie
Can Bill Nye chug a beer on the moon?
Montage: Cybil Shepard / Richard Simmons / Bugs Bunny / Cunnilingus?!
Mr. Know it All hits Dating Game pay dirt: Part 1.
Know it All pay dirt: Part 2
Otis explores the deep recesses of Courtney's whisker biscuit.
Remember pro wrestler Chyna? He or she? You decide.
Dirty Bird radio goes clean!