Welcome. Original shows added each week. You know what I'm sayin?
Well, as Hanauer and Cashman begged to do an intro for this glorious site. Okay.
What to these goobers have to do with anything? Listen and find out.
Take a spin on the Melody Ranch Quiz Wheel and see how you do.
Alarming STD news from the Center for Disease Control. It's on the rise (no pun)
The sweet little R&M parfait is sullied with the verboten S bomb. Who did it?
Come get your Dead or Alive, Otis' first phone call, and...WHAT?! the Duck sank!
The breezy little Matinee with the candy snarfing Richard Peterson.
Griffey, A Rod and Peterson. Are they all schizo? plus, you get TAMMY ROTTMAN!
Sherrif Judd Rumpleman and his pet horsefly in Montana Lawman.
Chewy bite size bits of our 18th Anniversary show. Touching 18th Sonata included
Otis delivers a poignant commencement speech at North Seattle Community College
Radio lesson one. Some callers my be worthy of the Ass-ole song. Could be you.
Jeepers .....you mean I can win $.54 cents on this show ....golly.
What's this!?! Blow you......off the air! Why I never.
Teen stoners, Booty Calls and one lousy stinkin' girlfriend. Simpleton radio.
Honoring Terry McManus in the character of Officer Lee Groinman. R.I.P., Dude.
The story of the Pope and the motorcycle cop. Told flawlessly, of course.
A tribute to Robin's pop, Big Dave. Always ready with a dumb joke and big laugh.
You can't play this clip about Crow's colon for a high school class! Can you?
What's in Roy's Pants / and Snotty Neighbors. Just diggin' through the graveyard
Otis,Dennis Miller, Speedy Alka Seltzer and a shamed Reverend all team up. Ouch!
Maynard's crafty Tire Changing Contest ploy backfires right in his shifty face.
Cecil Blakemore, the Man With A Million Hats, phones the switchboard.
Who's your money on in this 15 rounder? Robin or Mutt Haugen?
Scrotalson and Peterson go at it in this contentious debate.
Can anything be more screwed up than this??
Nice way to run a contest.
From the velveteen cheeks of Barbara Streisand to Officer Lee Groinman. Stinky.
Melody Ranch Quiz Wheel Flashback. (B'day card from Robin pictured)
Queen Anne Corn Eyed Brown Trout warning. (R. Otis butt swinging clock pictured)
Roy Otis, pyromaniac? Could be.
Battle of the Bonds. Choose your favorite 007. Daniel Craig or Richard Peterson.
Roy Otis duels Mitch Hedberg..... and the victor is??
Ye Gods! Richard Peterson's giant head explodes AGAIN! What is it this time?
Roy Otis' Top Ten Tunes. Yes it includes Buckwheat Cakes
Identify the Melody Ranch Quiz Wheel Mystery song and feel good about yourself.
The Radio Bloodsucker exposed! Who can it be? Take a guess.We think you'll know.
Mad Fab goes shopping & Carlo's Superbowl 1/2 time review. Carlo loves Brittney?
It's not love...its lust. Leave the animals alone. Plus Jackie Mason contagion.
From Robin's teardrops to R. Otis' new gay police force policies ...
OH MY!! XXX rated. But if KING 5 can run it, so can we. J-Lo's butt is the topic
Biodyne itch cream's top salesman, R. Otis .....working his way to camp.
The 10 ugliest cars, IRS agent pick up lines and other nonessential things.
How well do you know AC/DC. Can you meld minds with the mighty predicto? Try it.
The Big One!?! Officer Groinman IS the big one. A 9.2 wearing police blue.
....and the Best New Artist award goes to....
Otis goes hip hop. Lord, help us.
Too hot for ya? Stuff a bit of Xmas in July up your stocking with SANTA pictured
Assistant Roy Otis, spangled in stars, helps two patriots explain tis of thee.
These two clowns are not above stealing other stations contests. Even from 1959.
A big steaming pile of KXRX 96dot5. Warmth meets disorder meets conflict.
Good Catholic boy Roy Otis (pictured) offers this year's Grammy Rules
Knocked daffy in a rough head on resulted in her amazing Singing Psychic powers
Funeral arrangements for movie reviewer Carlo. Does he give a S#@T?
THE RISE OF EVIL! With R. Otis & Madame Fabulina's chilling role as Eva Braun.
You want the real story of the Alamo? No one can tell it like Roy Otis.
An insipid little quiz show called Meet Mr. Maynard. Ehhh, we do what we can.
Vintage Brock Huard on drag racing the family car & Holmgren's pants.
Penn Jillette tells you all about sex. Ain't gonna happen with a stupid woman
It's in your pipes Bremerton. April Fool's backfires on sophomoric deejays R&M.
The Hour of Magnificence includes a Malt Shop Juke Box twin spin. Otis pops up.
Gastrointestinal oopsies for the bride and other odd things on the radio. Odd.
He thinks he is a drum major. That's fine, but why dip your twins in turpentine?
Just a human had bob bob bobbing along in the Atlantic? Oh, lovely.
From Viewmasters to Pee Wee Herman's dirty little movie pop quiz.
Mr. Know It All just naturally warms hearts in this Valentine's Dating Game.
Meet the business end of Officer Groinman's Blue Cupid. Also V day hit #7.
Alan Iverson sound like anyone wearing green and blue? Also, Yay or Nay.
Eight parts of speech, Nad the Ballbarian, Tony Ventrella's nose & stuff
Every listener whiffed on this sports quiz. Are you good enough to get it right?
A Nyquil infused topsy turvey Dead or Alive along with Cecil Blakemore's toppers
The Miracle of Breast Milk. Full discussion. Quite lovely.
Robin's dream, brought to you by Merle Morton and Roy Otis' "Mincemeat Breeze".
Free ski trips, Bad Strip Clubs, a Mr. Chung movie review,& heckler Art Thiel.
Seattle Public library filmstrip #29,
The bowling shirt has been awarded. Now find out how relatives and Corvettes go.
3 parts. "Ridin' Shotgun",
movie reviewer Carlo, and Officer Groinman. Vote now.
Breaking Jumbo Pencil news followed by Keith Jackson's horrifying nightmare!
A bizarre stew of Art Thiel, Pearl Harbor and the Wall of Ignorance. Pepto?
Broken bats, foul balls.
More than you need to know from Art Thiel.
Are kids today little wieners? Here is your lecture.
Also: What's a 4 dotter?
Infomercial goes south. And a long distance call from Turdburglar Island. Odd.
"blows us...off the air". Sounds just wrong, doesn't it.
An angry foul-mouthed Verdant (alien) follows this quite decent interview.
Crappy cars and the geniuses who drove them.
From Cobra Venom to the Wall of Ignorance, just another day at the stationhouse.
The unveiling of a Genius! Shocking.
Chip Hanauer, Tuba Man & Richard Peterson in a balls out Battle of the Bands.
From mammograms to the Melody Ranch Quiz Wheel...with stops in between. Very odd
A powderpuff punch to a glass jaw? Can Bonaduce take it? So many questions.
Making the beast with 2 backs in the backseat of a Buick. With yer wife? Really?
Seattle's toughest cop has a high octane colonic for gas thieves.
A fresh scrubbed little quiz show called Dead or Alive is tainted by one R. Otis
Sweet confusion.Robertino is in the spotlight. And then, "What is an Echo Can"?
M&M Peanut goes after Eminem in a brutal battle of the bands.
Taboo horticulture at Safeco field!?! Shocking!
A cheery little visit with Ma Crow ...mother of Gary (pictured).
Eggs, Eddie Vedder and porta potties? And they are all tied together...how?
What is the problem Robin has with Dick's? Or is it just Art Thiel?
Double Feature. Groinman takes on the Grateful Dead & "Otis of Mayberry" drama
With a hand over your heart, Hear "What America Means to Me" with R&M & R. Otis.
Jackpot Jubilee with morally corrupt group programmer Bill Tetestnut.
Guess it's 4:20 according to our "Who's on First" contestant.
Can you beat Robin to the surprise answer on "What's My Line"? probably.
Officer Groinman and Johnny Wong weigh in on R&M's Bottom Ten regurgitator songs
Roy Otis' horrifying torture at the hands of the evil R&M. Just awful.
BAMBOOZLED? Can R&M's arch-enemy, The Latrine Beast outfox them? Let's find out.
The O.J. trial. Judge Scrotalman sits in for Ito and grills Kato Kaelin!
A glimpse of our annual live show from Salty's with our old pal Tuba Man. RIP
Nice guy Pat Cashman shaves Richard Peterson.
One wonders, who's working for who when it comes to our movie reviewer, Carlo.
Mail Room Kyle always delivers....in a way.
& Otis directs Barbara Walters.
"THE JUGS TRIAL."
Dismembering jurisprudence. Judge, jury and verdict. Who wins?
An audio Sugar Egg with Robin & "Thomas the Crapping Clown"
This week in 1912. The Titanic. A riveting drama with an all star cast.
10 million dollar murder contract / jailhouse lovin' / a fragrant bouquet of R&M
Is the answer to this murder mystery Andrew Cunanan....or Richard Peterson???
This chock full clip includes the the unvarnished joy of movie reviewer, Carlo.
What the...? How did a R&M site turn into a Bob Rivers promotion?
Excuse me, I believe your pooch just ate your secret girlfriends panties.
Steve Slaton gets a spiff, but first...the pot pipe of Woody Harrelson.
Will you win Neill Diamond tickets? Could be. & fill in the blank, Butt _______?
Who's on 1st? Match wits with ordinary voodoo citizens. Rough game, best of luck
The power of breasts (those would be female),
& Ugly Bug Ball problems
The tardiness of Art Thiel.
Studio usher Hugh Jardon opens the R&M trapdoor. Lotsa junk.
The strange odyssey, mixed in with other things, of the amazing 'fingerpeen'.
DEAD or ALIVE ....we now wonder, are the contestants dead or alive.
What is that in Jim Forman's pipe?
Bad Babysitters! Also, meet Mr. Maynard
A Triple Header including Tiny Tidy Toilet Bowl Tunes & the harmless Moron Quiz.
Dr. Hugh Jardon tests heartily the Hippocratic oath. The patient is Ms. Love.
Nature's Masterpiece. And our boy Jay is right in the middle.
The wonderful phony front. Hiding behind mascara. Who are you? Really.
Remember the Krispy Kreme scandal? Undercover agent Otis digs deep (kind of).
The Magic Wand of Madame Fabulina tears down blights of society, etc.
Teen Jesus, parts I & II. Pre Lamborghinis, DUIs, and total teen tools.
Jim Florentine on strip clubs. ....and skipping school.
Here's our pal Old Man Batton. Wishes he could eat...(pardon)..to puke.
The George Halas NFC championship trophy? No,but Otis(O-Dog) wins the TIA award.
Carlo is not happy about this assignment.
Craig Gass does Kinnison, Pacino. Good stories told well.
The Jackass industry at its finest,& a total disregard for one's own twins. Ow!
3 good ways NOT to do radio promos.
Oh My God!! Run!! It's a tornadle!!
Man 52. Woman, 19!! Oh yeah ...that's gonna work out just fine.
Let 'er rip, Ray Combs!! Can ya' just take control here?
Hey there......Let's be friends....yooo hoooo, friends...Alamo Style (Otis deal)
Surprise!! YOU'RE FIRED!! Pt. 1. The lesson... DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD!
Gays? Ducks? What's new. Been there, done that. All a part of Fired Pt. 2
The splintering Scrotalson/Peterson debate. Vote now. Vote often.
Crazy damn kids wig wagging thier rubber paralyzer around town!
Anthony Michael Hall, what about Molly's forbidden panties????
It's KPUP. The Hot Dog with the Cool Music. Now on the air: Scrote
Third row napalm ignites this movie review and it ain't on the screen. xxx rated
Pewie. Indelicate. Clothespin please.
A man with a million hats...but, aha! One is missing!! Which one?
A Battle of the Bands, tender hearts & sensibilis (Latin)
Should the Redskins change thier name? Groinman's nightstick says uh uh.
Throwing Rocks at Pigs, fixing toasters, baby mama, bluetooth it.
How this show is sanitized by our censor.
R & M & the FCC = LOVE!
No!! Not the SHAGGY GREEN TIE. Top notch drama, we say.
Holy Crap!! High bathroom drama. Emergency! Emergency!
Hair Chat with good friend Chuck the Smoker.. can't hear a thing on the phone!
Mr. Know It all Takes on the Duke. Also, Lolita's top ten & more
Ken Schram loses control during spelling bee.
Horrifying Tuba Man / Richard Peterson shootout. Just brutal.
It's raining frog eggs.
Can a human urinate beatles? R & M explore the question.
Angry Carlo reviews Harvey Porter (ie: Harry Potter)
Jackie Stallone vs. Robin Pot Pie
Can Bill Nye chug a beer on the moon?
Montage: Cybil Shepard / Richard Simmons / Bugs Bunny / Cunnilingus?!
Mr. Know it All hits Dating Game pay dirt: Part 1.
Know it All pay dirt: Part 2
Otis explores the deep recesses of Courtney's whisker biscuit.
Dirty Bird radio goes clean!